Saturday, 24 March 2012

Cold Killing!

PROLOGUE

The detective was wearing a dark suit under an overcoat more expensive than you might expect, and he was flanked on either side by two other men of slightly smaller stature. None of the three men seemed seriously intent on their drinks and sat there quietly, and gave the impression of waiting for someone, or something. All of them, the detective and the two others, were too well dressed to be in such a bar. Incongruous clientele.
The walls of the Horse’s Head hadn’t been repainted in over forty years. The three men, the only patrons apart from the man asleep with his head on a formica tabletop, were sitting more or less facing the double doors. The bar was to the left of where the three conscious customers were sitting, and the bar man stopped rubbing on the beer glass he’d been rubbing on for quite some time, looked up at the clock again, then slipped through to the back.
The double doors burst open right about then and a traffic warden came running into the bar then stopped. He wore a false beard, which seemed on the point of falling off, and his face underneath was reddened, his eyes like saucers on stocks, the pupils hugely dilated. The massive dose of multifarious stimulants on top of the whisky had the sweat bursting, pounding out of him. Pulling a gun from inside his tunic, he started quickly towards the table where the three men sat, firing as he went.
Bullets went into the throat and head of the men on either side of the detective, and he was shot in the shoulder, but then the gun jammed and the man dropped it. He pulled a sharpened chisel with a custom made hand guard from inside his tunic and he grabbed the detective by the hair, knocking over the table as he dragged him onto the floor, stabbing him on the head and neck as he went.
The detective came to rest on his back, the head held down by the hair as he was stabbed in the throat, then many times in his face, then several times through both eyes. He was dead by the time his forehead was being stabbed and stabbed and stabbed and stabbed and the stabbing didn’t seem to be ever going to end as a furious madness gleamed out of the face of the man in the traffic warden uniform, his lips pulled back, the gnashing teeth bared.
The traffic warden didn’t stop stabbing till the skull over the deceased eyes collapsed into his brain. There was blood all over the traffic warden, the corpse and the floor by the time the murderer finally stopped stabbing and scooped out a handful of the detective’s brains. He stood up and threw the brains, still as if in a mad fury, at the wall. Then he stretched out his arms, one hand still holding the chisel and shouted in exultation.
Traffic Wardens, ya bass! Traffic Wardens, ya bass! Traffic Wardens, ya bass!
Two other traffic wardens came running through the door then, one with a red blanket which he threw over the killer’s shoulders. The other picked up the gun and the beard and all three traffic wardens rushed out.
The drunken man asleep with his head on the formica topped table claimed later that he never heard a thing and neither he did.
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I've decided to write another book after all. At first it was going to be called The Revenge of the Traffic Wardens, but it'll probably end up called Cold Killing. This will be the second book in the series which started with Remote Control. I'm going to write at least one more book with Jimmy McGovern as the main protagonist. I've been working on the ideas for this book for quite some time now and all I have to do now is write it.

I going to write it using very short chapters since I like the look of that and short chapters make for easy reading.

I've sold about three books on Kindle during March so far. But this is at the new price of about $3 and I'll make the same from selling three books at that price as I would selling eighteen books at the old price. I'd rather have more readers than more money, but I don't think this current price if off-putting. The problem is, as usual, that the ebooks are more or less invisible, and they are attracting reviews very slowly. But I'd rather spend time writing than going around the net telling folk how good my books are.

A couple of folk with Kindles have told me that they've had trouble finding them, but since I don't own a Kindle, I can't think why that should be. If you put John McKenzie into the Amazon books search engine, the books come up, at least on my computer.

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Promoting Ebooks on Kindle again!

14th March, 2012 - 2:50 p.m.

          I managed not to look at the reports section of my Kindle account for nearly two weeks. What restraint! All this month so far I have kept away from the Meet Our Author forums and I've done bugger all to promote the books. Around the 20th of February I put all the books up from 77p to $3:50 since I can't believe it's that sales are that price sensitive.

          As it turns out, it looks like I sold 12 books in February before the 20th, when I upped the price, and since then, according to the month to date unit sales (these are in the Reports section) I've sold one book in March. Though it has to be said that one book at the new price is worth six books sold at the old price to me in royalties, this is still a bit disappointing.

          However, if I look at the Prior Six Weeks Royalties reports, it shows that I've sold about twenty two books since the royalties moved up from 35% to 70% (i.e. from the 20th of February and the price change), but in this section these sales are not showing up as royalties. Well, one of them is. They might be somehow connected to the free book promotions but I don't see how. The books go into the Prior Six Weeks Royalties section seems to receive data week by week and some of these books are registered as being sold in March, but aren't showing up in the Month to Date sales.

           So I'm pretty sure I've sold only one book in March since that looks like being the only one I'll be paid for. But there is something odd about the reports.

            I noticed when I was looking at my Kindle account that I had omitted somehow to put in the IBAN and BIC numbers for my bank account. Probably made a mistake when I was trying to save it. Anyway, this might account for the fact that I've received no money from the States. If I've made £23 or so in Blighty, I must have made ten dollars in the States by now. I guess I'll see at the end of the month.

            I think I saw somewhere that folk got alerts for price drops, so I've dropped all my prices today from $3:50 to $3:25.

             I suppose all this Kindle stuff has given me an interest. But I will try to avert my attention once more from the Reports section, and stop footering with that kind of thing every time I log on. Well, I'll try.

           
     

Thursday, 8 March 2012

First Remote Control Review!

Well, here it is!!

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

4.0 out of 5 stars Uppers and downers7 Mar 2012
By 
Stuart Ayris (Tollesbury, Essex, England) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Remote Control (Kindle Edition)
Remote Control is a smartly written, well paced novel that follows a few days in the life of Jimmy McGovern, an ex-army drug addled drug dealer who has just suffered a relationship breakdown. The fact that his ex-girlfriend has been arrested as part of an anarchist plot to assassinate the Prime Minister, well that just adds greater to confusion to his already confused state of mind. As the novel moves swiftly on Jimmy becomes ever deeply involved in all sorts of machinations that lead inexorably to violence.

As a novel, Remote Control has a brilliantly realised main protagonist in Jimmy. His chaos, his daily attempts to get his life in order and his struggles to attain some form of equlibrium in his entirely messed up world are very well written; reflections on life, pragmatism and humour abound amidst the madness. I would go as far as to say that some of the dialogue reminded me of the circular madness of Catch-22 which is praise indeed!

The first half of the novel is cracking although I was left a little confused by the final few pages. Perhaps I had missed something on the way but I struggled to make full sense of the ending.

Overall I would recommend this book highly in order that you can spend a few days in the mad head of Jimmy McGovern. Well worth a read!
H

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Second Royalty Payment!

February 28th at 7.50 p.m.
    
          I got just over £10 at the end of November. Today I was told that I was getting a payment of £13.32. Of this, £2.08 was from October, £3.38 was from November, and £8.32 was from December. Since I put the prices up a wee while ago, I don't suppose I've sold more than a couple of books, but every one makes me about £1.50. Since the sales were obviously increasing in December maybe I should have left the prices at rock bottom, but who knows?

Monday, 20 February 2012

Sales in February!

          In the first twenty days of February, my ebooks have sold twelve copies. I've done nothing to market them at all.
     
          I started a thread in the Meet Our Author's forum about pricing, and so far I've been told the books will have to be priced at $2.99 to meet the 70% royalty band.

          I'm coming round to the opinion that having the books priced at the lowest possible price is having virtually no effect on sales. At first sight this doesn't seem rational, but you can get hundreds of downloads if the books are free and almost none if the books are priced at 77p, which is less than I pay for my morning paper. I think the whole thing works on visibility. It's harder to find books at 77p than it is if they are for free.

          Also, last month my top selling book was Ancient Futures. In December, it sold two copies. In January it sold eighteen copies. It has one jokey review on the American site and none on the British one. It may have had a selling bounce from the five free day book promotion, but I doubt it.

          The books I'd like folk to buy are The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf  and TheBlissBook. In January, these books sold nine and five copies respectively, so making them dead cheap isn't shifting them so far.

           I suppose the best thing I should do as regards the pricing and such is to leave things as they are, but I think I might put up the prices, at least on the books that have to nothing to do with Buddhism; the ones that are just novels. Maybe I'll put up the prices on the latter and leave the former dead cheap. Don't know what to do really, but I'll do something soon!!

          Later: I've made all my books cost $3.50 in the USA and whatever that converts to elsewhere. I think it means they'll cost around £2.20 in Britain. You have to have the books at $2.99 to hit the 70% royalty band. So I've put them at a wee bit more than that because I think if you lower the price at any point, some folk get alerts, so making it a wee bit over the 70% barrier makes a wee bit of sense.

          If you want to download them at the cheap price, you'll got about twelve hours from now, it seems.

           Hopefully, this is the beginning of my not having to spend time trying to market ebooks when I should be writing them or meditating!!

Monday, 6 February 2012

Promoting ebooks: After the five free days, what price?

          I had some free book days left from the fifty free days I got on my ten books at the end of January, but I've decided to hold off with them till the end of February. There's a couple of reasons for this.

          I found it impossible to see if I was actually selling any books during January since the figures were muddled in with the "sales" you get accredited when a free download happens. So from the start of February the statistics are coming up clean since they start at nothing at the beginning of  the month. This month so far I have sold seven  books. So I'm selling just about a book a day.

          So far I don't see any affects from the five day free book promotions. I haven't had any new reviews from it. I guess I can judge the results of that at the end of February as well.  The only marketing I was doing before this free book day promotion involved leaving links to the books in the Meet Our Authors forums, and I assumed that was how I was getting sales, but I'm not going to do that this month.

          To market ebooks properly would take all day. It's a job in itself. What I'd like to do this month is nothing at all and see how many books get sold. My assumption was that the links in the forums were providing sales, but the books might have been bought for other reasons.

          If the continue to sell at about a book a day, I'd like to find out with the optimum selling price would be. My assumption was that books would sell more at the lowest price, which is why the books are at 77p, but the royalty cheque I got on 25th November last year was payment for books sold before the end of September when the books were about £2. That puts you in the 70% royalty band, which is where I'd rather be. It may be that selling them at the cheapest price might put folk off!

          So I'll just keep my eye on the sales this month and come up with a pricing strategy then.

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Promoting ebooks through the Five Day Free Book Promotion!

Tuesday 31st January, 2012

          This will be the last day I'll be running any of my ten books through the five day free book promotion scheme until the end of February anyway. I put ten books on Kindle last year, so that fives me fifty free book promotion days. So far I have used forty one of these days. I'm not going to continue with this through February partly through diminishing results - there are far few free downloads happening now that I'm putting books up free again for one or two days - and partly because I want my download records clear of free downloads so I can see if I'm actually selling any books!

          On the 25th November, Amazon sent me £10:88 in royalties. I've discovered that they pay royalties 60 days after you've earned them, so those royalties were earned in September or before, when the books were all in the 70% royalties higher price band. I've had nothing from them since and I think the books have been at their cheapest possible selling price since around the 15th of October.

          I think the next thing will be to see if the free downloads affect sales in Febuary. So far the free downloads have produced no reviews at all. Someone on a discussion thread reckoned they got one review for every 185 ebooks sold. I've only picked up four or five reviews so far and none came from free downloads!

          I cannot see much difference between selling a book for 77p (this is the lowest price now that VAT has been reduced) and giving it away for free, but there are hardly any sales at 77p and quite a lot of folk seem to download the books if they are free. Here are my figures so far:

           41 days on the five day free book promotion.
           2,360 free downloads approximately.

          I looks to me that there is not much chance of a writer like me making much money out of Kindle ebooks!! I don't write in genres in any consistent way. What I'll do over the next month is see if sales have been affected at all by the five free book day promotions (which I very much doubt!) and then probably decide once again what price to put the books at. And then put this whole ebook thing on the back burner, which is where it would have stayed had I not stumbled upon this free book promotion nonsense.

          To promote your ebooks yourself you'd need to be prepared to spend a lot of long, boring hours doing  clicky clicky stuff, and if I'm going to spend time on the computer, I'd rather be writing. This week I started writing again after a  year where all I did was scan, edit and upload old books. Anyway, once I'm settled into writing a book again, I don't expect to be spending much time doing stuff like this!

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Promoting Ebooks again!

          I stumbled upon this scheme whereby you give Amazon the right to lend your ebook and they allow you to give away your ebook in a five day promotional thing. At first sight it doesn't seem to make much sense, but amazingly enough you can get hundreds and hundreds of downloads for something that's free and almost none for something that's almost free. I suspect this is all about visibility. It was pointed out to me in the discussion thread I started about this that there are web pages, etc., set up to advertise what you can get free on Kindle, but none advertising books for 77p. Maybe folk are just filling up their devices. It's hard to work out what is going on.
       
          Anyway, I've got ten books on Kindle and ten on this scheme, so I've got fifty free book days in total. After using thirty two of these free days, just under three thousand four hundred free ebooks have been downloaded. This isn't a lot compared to other people's results. Some folk are getting 1500 downloads a day. Funnily enough, the book of mine which I expected to download the most, Remote Control  because it was a thriller was downloaded the least. So I don't understand what that's about!

          So far I haven't picked up any reviews as a result of giving the books away. Reviews seem to be important, but it's nice that some folk might get round to reading the books. And word of mouth is the only way anybody is going to hear of these ebooks, so giving them away every now and again has got to be a good idea.

          Only one of my books was borrowed during this time, so it's not as if it cost me sales.

           The download rate definitely drops after a couple of days. I put the first books up for five days in a row, but I suspect that it would be best to put up books for a day at a time. The rest of my eighteen days will be single days.

Friday, 6 January 2012

Are You Boys Cyclists? - review!

          Just found this on the Meet Our Authors forum at Amazon.


I bought and read 'Are You Boys Cyclists' and it was most enlightening. I haven't got around to writing my review yet, but will be giving it 4*s for originality and a most interesting insight into the male psyche.

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Review of The Real McCoy!

          I thought this was a really good and honest review!

          Most Helpful Customer Reviews

4.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic Read3 Jan 2012
This review is from: The Real McCoy (Kindle Edition)
I really enjoyed this book, although it did take a little bit of getting used to. At times I felt there were so many characters it was getting confusing who was who (such as the difference between Angus and Sam McSorely), but the plot was fantastic. The commentaries on the Christian faith were excellent, and well embedded in the character of Jacob, who is sent to the USA from Bolivia to "encounter God."

The idea of having God as a central character, complete with dialogue was something which I enjoyed about this book. As a Christian, the idea of God physically speaking English to you is quite comical, and the image that the author portrayed, of God having a dry sense of humour was fantastic.

Overall, I really enjoyed the book, and though it took a bit of perseverance at first, I found it was well worth reading to the end.

Monday, 2 January 2012

Free Books on Kindle!

          Ancient Futures has been downloaded 346 times as part of the five days free book promotion option you get if you join in the lending for free for 90 days scheme. That's about what TheBlissBook and Alma Mater did between them and there's two days out of the five to go, I think.

           Kind folk on the discussion thread I started about the five day free book promotions on Meet Our Authors forum has said that you get free books for Kindle from these two sites:
http://uk.kogrid.com/  and
http:/www.ereaderiq.co.uk

           Someone said the former has 300 plus new titles a day, quite a surprisingly large proportion seem to be pornography, which puts some folk off!!

Sunday, 1 January 2012

La Belle France

               Someone keeps landing on this blog from Paris, Ile-de-France. I've no idea why. But Happy New Year to you! Vive La France!

Friday, 30 December 2011

Free for Five Days Book Promotions!

          With less than a day to go of the free for five days book promotion you get if you're in the KDP Select thingy, Alma Mater and TheBlissBook have between them been downloaded about 350 times. This amazes me. The title of the first one is in Latin and the second one is a comical satire about working in a bog standard high school in Edinburgh while practising Tibetan Buddhism!! No kissing vampires there.

           I thought this might have been affected by the Christmas holidays, but two people joined in the discussion on the Meet Our Authors forum and said they'd had their ebooks downloaded 1500 times using the same five free days thing. So it does seem to get your book out there. It seems people with Kindles can have emails sent to them about free ebooks, and it also seems that there are sites on the web telling you about free ebooks. There are no sites telling you about books for 86p or a dollar in the US, so I've started threads about that.

           I so enjoyed looking up the stats to see the rate at which the books were being downloaded that I've just put all the books into this programme,  a new one every five days till I'd gone through the ten books. This will finish on the day before my birthday, February 7th. I assume after nintey days you'll be able to take your books off the KDP Select scheme, re-enroll them, and start the whole thing again!!

Monday, 26 December 2011

Downloads

1:44 p.m.
             Quite amazed to see that TheBlissBook and Alma Mater have between them been downloaded forty five times this morning!! This is the first day out of the five when they will be free. How odd!!

28th December. 8:18 a.m.
                                       Alma Mater downloads on Amazon. com  - 86
                                       Alma Mater downloads on Amazon.co.uk  - 32

                                       TheBlissBook downloads on Amazon.com - 53
                                       TheBlissBook downloads on Amazon.co.uk - 23
                                   
                                        These books are FREE for another three days!!

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Alma Mater if free for five days from Boxing Day!

          I decided last night that I'd make all ten of my kindle books free for five days, but they only let me put two up for free.

         Alma Mater. is about being at Edinburgh University in the early 1970s. There a lot of drug taking and such like going on, and I've been told it's funny in parts. It was the first book I ever tried to write and it took six years of my writing life to complete; twice as long as anything else I've worked on.

         TheBlissBook is also free on Kindle for five days from today. All the other books are still at 86p, or a dollar if you're in America.

TheBlissBook is free for five days!

          The computery literate person who was looking at my bookshelf on Kindle publishing pointed out that there was a actions button that led to promotions. So you get to put a book up for free. I have no idea why that should promote your book, but TheBlissBook should be free for the next five days. And in five days I might free another book. Better to have them read than not, I guess. Free the books! Free the books!

           The other nine are available for 86p anyway, so they're practically free as it is!

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Finding stuff on Kindle

          I'd been wondering why I had hardly any sales on Amazon.com and about one a day on Amazon.co.uk. Once I had put tags on the books on Amazon.com (they were on Amazon.co.uk already), I imagined I was selling the odd book in Britain due to plugging them on the discussion threads. This is probably true.

          I think it's probably true because a more computer literate person has been sitting here with me over the last half hour trying to find my books using the tags I'd put on them. They don't show. None of my books show up anywhere. In The Land of The Demon Masters is tagged with Tibetan culture, children's literature, adventure, etc., but when you enter these tags into the search engine at the top of the page, the book doesn't appear at all. We did this with the tags for several of my books and none of them showed up. So I don't think there's any way to find these books!!! How strange! I wonder if anyone knows why this is. I should really find out.

         With real books of course, you'd just have them on the shelves!!!!

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Amazon.com versus Amazon.co.uk

          They don't like it on Amazon.com if you start plugging your books on these discussion threads. They don't like it at all! I've only been trying it for a couple of days, but today I got an email from them saying this wasn't allowed and that I should desist, or else they'd ban me from the discussion threads. So that's me told. Actually, it was the politest message you could imagine, probably a better message than I could have written. Eff off was not mentioned once. Since I reckon it was by doing this that I was getting an ebook sold every day, I guess the one copy of The Buddha and The Big Bad Wolf  I shifted will remain the solitary book sold in America for some time.
         
            The folk who overlook the discussion threads on Amazon.co.uk don't seem to object. I guess they haven't gotten round to it yet. Anyway, it takes up far too much of my precious time. I've listened to a few radio plays recently. Twenty years ago I was really successful at that. If you sell one, you get more than 25p as well!!

             A little later.
              I've just enrolled all my books in this Kindle Select thing. I don't really know what it means because I couldn't be bothered reading the terms and conditions, I think they let folk borrow your books for nothing for a while and maybe promote it, or something like that.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Must have sold a book!

          What a nice response I got to a post a stuck on a Buddhist discussion thread on Amazon.com. By the way, some of the folk on the religious discussion threads on Amazon.co.uk should really be telling their psychiatrists about displaying their personality disorders in public places!

          Devin H. Wiesner says:
John that's fantastic that you have such a consistent practice. Do you meditate multiple times a day or do you sit four to six hours all at once? Also, I'm curious, do you set an alarm to go off after a certain amount of time or do you just sit until something inside you determines that it is time to get up?

I just downloaded your book and am looking forward to reading it. One of these days I hope to make a pilgrimage to India and Nepal. Thanks for sharing.

Amazon.com Sales?

          Since the beginning of December, that's in the last eighteen days, I've sold twenty three ebooks, but all of the apart from one at Amazon.fr (vive la France!), have been sold in Britain from Amazon.co.uk.  There have been none at all sold from Amazon.com.
 
          This was and is a bit of a puzzle. The states have about five times the population of Great Britain and you'd think, all things being equal, that if you sold ten ebooks here, you'd sell fifty there. But there's been nothing at all sold there.

          So a few days ago I went onto the Amazon.com site and discovered that none of the tags I'd put on the books were reproduced there. Also there was nothing reproduced from the Author Page I put up. I don't buy ebooks myself, but I imagine tags operate like keywords and folk might look for books under terms like Vampires, Ghosts,  and whatnot. Anyway, I stick in tags for the books and put my photograph and a wee bit of biography into the Author Page.

          My assumption previously was that I was selling ebooks in Britain because I was advertising them on appropriate discussion threads. But it may have been because of the tags. I don't know. It's certainly not because of my name since I'm not known as a writer, not even in this house!

          I doubt if my facebook page makes any impact on sales at all. I only have thirty eight "friends" and the vast majority of them are relatives.

          So I'll keep looking for appropriate discussion threads on Amazon.com and see if it makes any difference.

          This blog is starting to get hits. In each of the last three days, there have been over twenty page views. Of course, I'm not sure what a page view is!!

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Smashwords

          I got back onto the Amazon.com discussions threads last night and somebody gave me this tip. It's no use to me just now since I just haven't got the time for all this marketing malarkey, but it might be useful to someone a bit more enthusiastic!

          pjf says:
John, I don't know much about this, but many authors put up new books on smashwords.com for a few days for free. Then Amazon.com matches the free price and they appear on Ereaderiq and various other places that gets you some free visuals of your covers, free pub. And if you're lucky (and the number of free books that day is small), you get listed on the daily free books message from Happy Reader Joyce in these discussion forums. Then if enough people download your book, it gets in the "top 100 free books listing" on the main kindle page. When it goes off free, it may convert (by virtue of its "free" sales") though now it is not a free book into the "top 100 paid ebooks" on Amazons Kindle page and you get listed right next to Stephen King et al. This may drive paid sales for you (or it may not). You probably want to ask about all this on Meet the authors forum (see link about) as I am not an author. they will clue you into all this stuff.

Might make more sense for you to do a few free a day rather than all at once, to keep your name up so more people have a chance to see it over several days.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Amazonian Passwords!

          The Kindle folk are very good and helpful. After you've sent them your problem about not getting into your reports, they send you something back helping you to get a new password, and they give you a link so that you can get onto your reports, etc.

           So you have discovered that the tags you put on your books doesn't automatically go onto all the Amazon sites. This might be why I'm not selling any books in America at all - there's no way anyone can find them. Anyway, I also noticed that the information on the Author's Page doesn't transfer either, so I try to get onto that and it asks for a password. I try my new password. I still can't get in. I try other possible passwords. Zilch. I apply to change the password and that seems to go well, but when I use it, it still won't let me in. I sent a pathetically worded plea for help, and a wee bit later try to get onto my reports to see if I've sold any ebooks today. Now I can't get into my reports. Account blocked.

            There are other sites I should go to in order to put in tags and put something into the Author's Page. Amazon. It, Amazon.Fr, Amazon De, etc. Whenever I do that, the same thing will happen. If I don't do something on these sites, I won't sell any books in those countries.

             I've asked the nice Kindle folk if I can have one username and one password for everything I do with them and Amazon, but I'm sure this is impossible.

             I've been trying to do stuff to promote these ebooks for a few hours today. Trying to show willing. Hmmm? Time to hit the snooze button, I think. If you don't write crime books, or books about kissing vampires, I suspect all this ebook stuff is a bit of a fool's errand anyway. Oh well. ZZzzzzzzz.

           

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Amazon.com

          Just because you've bought something from Amazon to get onto discussion threads and do a wee bit of marketing for your ebooks ... well, if you've bought something from Amazon.uk, that, it seems, won't let you onto the discussion threads on Amazon.com. So I've been told to buy something for Amazon.com.

          I've just spent the last three quarters of an hour trying to buy Essentials of Mahamudra by Khenchen Thrangu Rinpoche, the one book I haven't got and would really like to have. The reason why this took me so long is that I don't do well with these computery things! It took me five or six goes before they would accept my address and it's not actually the correct address. They would accept Flat 1, but not flat 3f2, where I actually reside, and they wouldn't let me just give the address with no flat numbers mentioned.

          It's taken me three or four days to work up the courage to do this because I know, just know, that it's probably screwed up my access to Amazon.uk., and to my reports on the Kindle account. That's what happened before. Do you think I should have tried to do this on a different browser? Oh well.

           I'll leave it for a few hours before trying to get onto the discussion threads at Amazon.com because I know, just know, that it's not going to let me on them, and my hair isn't long enough to pull out!!

            Incidentally, just before I got onto the Amazon.com, I checked my emails and found out that Thrangu Rinpoche is in hospital with a stroke. A strange coincidence! He'd be a great loss to Tibetan Buddhism. Get well soon!!!
6:11 p.m.
              I'm now able to get into the discussions on Amazon.com! Hurrah!! They've got Buddhist forums as well, which they don't seem to have on Amazon.uk. Here come Johnnneeee!!!

Friday, 9 December 2011

Readership!

          Marketing, you'd think, would increase your readership. That means the number of people who buy your books. The only marketing I've done for my ten books on Kindle has been to recommend them to folk on the discussion threads on Amazon. But I assumed this wasn't having any effect at all.

          However, I've been checking my account and I've sold about fourteen or fifteen books in the last nine days (since the start of December) and almost all of them were sold in Britain. One book has sold in France, The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf, so vive la belle France! I wondered why only a few have been sold in America, but I've just noticed that it was Amazon UK where I was leaving the messages. If you stick Amazon.com into the browser, you get a completely different page. And the one for the book I've mentioned has a Buddhist forum.

          This has changed my idea of what I was going to write in this post. I was going to say that I'm really out of this writing game at present, and I'm going to concentrate my energies on my meditations, the Great Vajrayana, and if I'd wanted a readership, I'd have started writing books about a one eyed, one legged detective with a slight heroin problem, and a dog called Spot. This is not that I didn't want to be a "success", but I was never poor enough, or had enough time to devote to writing detective books.

          I wanted to write all kinds of different books and  I have written genre fiction. Remote Control is a political thriller. Ursula Mackenzie was my agent at the time and she suggested that I write a political thriller and I managed to finish it only thirty years later! But it is in a genre.

         I have also written two books for children of between ten (actually, whenever you can read!) and fourteen, In The Land of the Demon Masters and Bugtown. And I know these are excellent books for children and young folk because I road tested them on a lot of kids when I was still a school librarian. Stand on me. Twelve year old kids love these books!

         But the books I would really like people to read before any others are The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf and TheBlissBook. Like Are You Boys Cyclists?, nobody but me could have written these books. The style is, I think, mine. But the reason why I'd like folk to read them is because amongst the travelling (the first one is about being in Nepal and India) and education, and writing, and the jokey bits, these books promote meditation. If more folk meditated, more folk would be happier than they would have been. I've been meditating for over twenty five years and that's something I do know.

         These days I've taken a break from writing so I can practise Vajrayana Buddhist meditations, and this takes all your time.

         I was going to write that I'm very grateful to Allan Guthrie for telling me all about marketing, but I really can't be bothered. I'm  not really wanting to become an indie publisher or a professional writer anymore (though I've been writing for over thirty years!) since I don't need the money, and I'm not going to stop telling folk that half my books have been rejected by almost everyone because they have, including by him in his agent capacity, but now that I realise that I got the sales by promoting myself on these discussion threads - for how else could anyone have found them? - I think I might spend a wee while every day harassing folk to buy my Buddhisty books in the America Amazon site. A Buddhist forum! Eat your heart out, you Dharma bums! Here I come!
9:42  p.m.
        This is later! So I goes to the Buddhisty forums on Amazon.com and it is wonderful! There are threads from folk who want to know about meditating, and how to start meditating, and I think I can advertise my give-away-for-bugger-all books to them, and I spend a half an hour writing this huge post about the Buddhisty books and all, and then I try to post it, and ... zippo! It says that you have to buy something first. I assume buying the one book I bought before doesn't count with these folk since I bought it through the UK site, and, anyway, it was a waste of time and effort. I would have had to spend ages and ages buying my own book off the Amazon.com site, as opposed to the Amazon.uk site, and then some other obstacle might occur.
        I think God is telling me that this is intermittent reinforcement, and don't do this. It's clinging and craving, leading to becoming and then ... grief, sorrow, lamentations ... delusions, disappointments and despair, suffering in this life.
       What we need is a young person. I've already signed away 25% to the boy who helped me set up this blog, who claims he has my signature on a napkin, and fifteen percent to the consiglieri, but if someone would like ten percent of what's left .... Dearie me! I have no problem with the quality of the wonderful writings I used to do. But that's it! It's much better to go and meditate in my hut. Realising voidness is all that matters!

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Marketing

          Allan Guthrie was telling me all about how to market ebooks the other day. One of his novellas sold 35,000 copies on Kindle so he should know what he's talking about.

           I told him all I did was put comments and product links into the Amazon discussion threads, and he did not seem too impressed with that. Here's some of the advice he gave me.

            1) Don't ever write anything about ever having books rejected by anyone, or anything negative at all. It's maybe like selling cigarettes. You show pictures of happy people on horses in the great outdoors, but don't mention cancer. I've been rejected by every publisher in the world, just about, as has anyone who's tried to get stuff published over decades. But you don't tell anyone that.

            2)  Pretend that your books are new. This might be a bit difficult for me - well, I could lie - since I've put ten books up on Kindle in the past year, and no one writes books that fast. Also, I'd have to change the covers on two of the books since I've used pictures of the original covers. I thought the fact that they'd been published before would be a sign to a prospective buyer that they might have some quality, but this seems not to be so.

            3) He told me of these sites which might be useful. The Writer's Cafe at Kindleboards.com. Then there was the UK Kindle Users Forum, and Mobile Reads.

             4) He also said to get out there and interact with other kindle writers blogs and that it might be a good idea to leave reviews on Amazon of books which are like your own. Also, be alerted by Google Alerts.

              He gave me some very good input, but it would be time consuming, and I don't need the money, and I've taken a break from writing so I could concentrate on my meditations, and if I had a couple of hours a day to spend on the computer I'd rather write than market my ebooks. What I really need is some young person who likes computery things who would do this for me for ten percent off the top!

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Networking

Sunday 2:30 p.m.
                           I don't like meeting folk I don't know. I certainly don't like meeting folk when I'm trying to get something off them or convince them of something. As for pitching something to a director or producer ... that was one of the reasons why I was happy to stop writing drama. One time I didn't mind all this networking stuff so much, but I can't say I ever enjoyed it.

                           Once I was personally rather friendly with a publisher here in Edinburgh, but I let the connection slip partly because I didn't think it was cool to be so friendly with a publisher. With me being a writer and whatnot, it didn't seem like a meeting of equals once his publishing business got on the up and up.

                            Anyway, the consiglieri asked me to arrange a meeting with Allan Guthrie. and we'll be seeing him on Tuesday afternoon. Fortunately, I've met Allan before. He seemed to have liked Are You Boys Cyclists? which he said he read twice back to back when he was working in Waterstone's. He's now a writer  - a very good crime writer. I've read THREE of his books which is some kind of a record for me these days. If you like crime books, check him out.- and he's been an agent for ages, but now it turns out he's also a publisher. I just googled him, as you do, and he's started something called Blasted Heath.

                            I have some memory of the consiglieri mentioning this venture, but we were well into our cups by that time. Hmm? I'm starting to get a feeling now that this is a meeting I don't want to be at.

                            The time I had a chat with Allan I told him that I was spending most of my time these days trying to emanate as a deity. This is really what I want to do. It's what deity yoga is all about, one of the meditational exercises you do while practising vajrayana Buddhism.

                             I think after getting a royalty payment of £10:88 after having my ebooks priced at 86p for a month, I should rest on my laurels!

                             Allan Guthrie seemed like a very nice guy and it'll be nice to speak to him again. But I'm not interested in talking to him about making money or anything like that. How totally uncool that would be!

                           

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Sales!

         For the first time in some months I have been able to access my Kindle account. This has nothing to do with the Kindle folk who have been wonderful. But computers make me nervous and sometimes I get annoyed and if I have a problem, I'd usually rather not attend to it at all. However, I got a change of password today and could look at sales. Of course, I got the first royalty payment of £10:88 on Friday, so it was good to have a peek just now.
   
         I think all ten books have only been up a month or so, and the prices were changed to rock bottom (86p or one dollar will get you any of these books!) maybe a month ago.

         29 books were sold from March to October, so that's about three a month. However, this month 15 have been sold already. All my books are selling in dribs and drabs, which is fantastic. They weren't going anywhere. They weren't doing anything. Nobody had a chance to read them, good or bad, and the fact that they are now able to read them is totally excellent!

Friday, 25 November 2011

First Royalties!!

          I was amazed today to see in my emails that Kindle were sending me £10:88 in royalties. I really did not expect to make any money putting my ten books on kindle, especially since I had the idea that the royalty payments were triggered after you'd had hundred dollars worth of sales. Well, it seems not. 

           The only "marketing" these books have had has been done on this blog, which is getting hit at the moment about once a day, and on Facebook. I've got under forty "friends" on Facebook and most of them are relatives! I've also sometimes tried to advertise them on the discussion threads you find on the kindle page, but I don't think you're really supposed to do that. And some folk don't like you doing it!

           So far the books have had only two reviews from folk I don't know. The ones that seem to be selling recently are Alma Mater, (which I don't think had sold any a couple of weeks ago), Remote Control , and The Real McCoy. I would have expected City Whitelight to sell the most since it was good enough to be published twice and was turned into a Monday Night Theatre on Radio Four

          I reckon I get about 26p for every book sold so I must have sold over forty books. That's forty more than I would have sold if I hadn't had them put on Kindle!! If you've bought one, thanks very much.

          There's only seven books listed on my Kindle page. There's ten on Kindle. Dearie me!

           

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Review of TheBlissBook!

This review appeared on a friend of mine's blog this morning.


TheBlissBook is the first book I’ve read on my new Kindle.  It is by John McKenzie, and cost only £0.86
I read this book for a number of reasons.  Firstly, I wanted to see how easy it was to download a book onto the Kindle.  It was very easy.  Secondly, I know the author.  In fact, I was John’s line manager on more than one occasion when we both worked for Heriot-Watt University Library.  Thirdly, the lead character in the book is a librarian based in Edinburgh.  A school librarian, in fact, so fortunately it is not based on the author’s time with me in university, but rather on the librarian of ‘St Jobsies for de Boysies’ – a semi-fictitious, disfunctional catholic school.  I say fortunately, because early on, the school librarian’s boss meets a sticky end.
The lead character is a rather unusual school librarian – he is known by the pupils as ‘The Mad Librarian Who Can Stand on His Head’ and who, when he catches a thug kicking in the door of the library, grips him tightly by the collar and tells him “Do that again and I’ll pull your legs off, ya wee shite!”
There’s a lot of humour in TheBlissBook, and I chuckled to myself on just about every page.  Behind the humour is one serious issue – the sad state of many school libraries in the UK.  It all gets too much for the ‘Mad Librarian’, despite his Buddhist tendencies, and mayhem results.
If you have anything to do with libraries, you’ll really enjoy this book.  If you’re a teacher, you may be shocked by it, and want it banned.  If you’re a parent with kids at school, you should definitely read it.  If you’re a pupil attending secondary school, I guarantee that you’ll fall off your seat laughing at it.

Friday, 28 October 2011

Glasgow University Theatre Archive

           When they were googling for The Real McCoy,  someone told me they came across stuff by me in the Glasgow University Theatre Archive. I'd never even heard of it. Here is the link.
          The first two pieces about A Sense of Freedom are not mine, but the other ones are. Oddly enough, I don't have copies of some of these scripts, so it was nice to find out that they were somewhere.

Friday, 21 October 2011

Review of Are You Boys Cyclists?

          Are You Boys Cyclists? got it's first review since it was uploaded to Kindle. It's from someone I knew at university. In fact, he thinks he was in Alma Mater. Anyway, he sent me an email saying he didn't have to exaggerate. But he normally only reads computer manuals, so you can make what you like of it. I don't know what he's got to laugh about anyway!



4.0 out of 5 stars This book is a Celtic American PsychoOctober 20, 2011
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Are You Boys Cyclists? (Kindle Edition)
I couldn't put it down, as they say. Actually I had to put it down, but only to eat. I continued reading on the bus to work, laughing aloud. I hope nobody was reading the graphic parts over my shoulder.

A hugely enjoyable book by someone who knows how to write. Honest and depraved. Who would have thought a postmodern novel could be so much fun!

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Promoting Ebooks?

           All ten of my ebooks are now selling for 86p!

           I think I read somewhere that there are 700,000 books on Kindle, and it seems if you sell one copy, you end up about 250,000 in the bestseller lists, so I suppose most of the ebooks there aren't selling at all.

          I was encouraged to set up this blog to get some kind of internet presence and it is actually starting to get hits, about two or three a day. I think they're coming from Facebook. I went onto Facebook about a year ago to help keep in contact with my younger relatives, but I started promoting the books on there. I've only got about thirty five friends, so that's not a lot of promoting!

           The only real work I've been doing on promotion has been advertising the books on relevant discussion threads that you find beneath where the books appear on their Kindle page, but that just seems to piss people off!

             Anyway,  the books haven't been selling at all. The Real McCoy hasn't sold a single copy, which is quite funny because it's the best one there in my opinion.

             Even if they don't sell another copy I'm very pleased to have them on Kindle. Nice to have them parked somewhere. I'm trying to put my writing behind me for a while so I can get on with practising raising inner heat, the foundation for the Six Yogas of Naropa. 

             The books are now all selling for 86p!!

Friday, 14 October 2011

Review of Are You Boys Cyclists?

         This review of  Are You Boys Cyclists? was pointed out to me today. Well, here is it:

         Review of: "Are you boys cyclists?" by John Mckenzie, Serpent's Tail, 1997


This is the sort of book you buy at the newsagents in a bus station or airport to pass the time on a long journey, and the next thing you know you're so enveloped in its developing scenarios that you don't want to reach you're destination before you've finished the last page.

"Are you boys cyclists?" has nothing to do with bikes. It has a minimalist storyline, yet grips the reader from start to finish. Based loosely around the progress of an amateur boxer who has some talent but who lacks both total commitment and a killer instinct, this book repeatedly flashes to scenes of extended gymnastic sex and includes tales of various other activities of a social/antisocial (depending on your inclinations) nature.

John Mckenzie, the author, once worked in Heriot-Watt University Library, which is one reason I am reviewing this book. Another reason is that it is set in Edinburgh in the mid to late seventies and therefore fits in to the leisure time section of the Internet Resources Newsletter. The publishers (Serpents Tail) have a web site where you can find their catalogue, and thankyou to Lisa Clarke for sending me a copy of this book.

Buy it well before you get on the bus!
RM


Are You Boys Cyclists?  is of course on kindle! Yours for 86p. You can get a free download of Kindle of PC off the site if you don't own a device.

Monday, 10 October 2011

TheBlissBook


          TheBlissBook is about bliss, meditation, Tibetan Buddhism, writing and working as a full time librarian in a bog standard Edinburgh comprehensive school. All the incidents and characters in the book are completely fictional however.

          TheBlissBook is written in the same style as Are You Boys Cyclists?  and The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf, so if you like one, you'll probably like the other two! Someone I knew at the school where I used to work bought it as soon as it was uploaded and here's his review:


1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant!5 Oct 2011
This review is from: TheBlissBook (Kindle Edition)
I really enjoyed reading this book nd never stopped laughing the whole way through. Perhaps it's because I could relate to the situation, or perhaps it was the clever mix of humour, teaching and semi-autobiography that made this novel so great. I'd love to read more work by this author!

          Whereas Are You Boys Cyclists? was written in about six months, TheBlissBook took me two and a half years. This was partly because by then I was spending an awful lot of my spare time in meditation and partly because I kept getting really annoyed when I was working on it.

            The first agent I sent it to was Pat Kavanagh, the doyen of literary agents sadly now deceased, and she wrote back with this wonderful response : "It reads to me like autobiography infused with fantastical wish fulfillment and written while high on adrenalin? Speed? Dope?"

             The second agent I sent it to phoned me up the next day at my work and tried to get the book published at the Frankfort and London book fairs, and just about everywhere else, but drew a blank.

              I'm very pleased to be able to put this book on Kindle. It's selling for 86p, a real steal!

Are You Boys Cyclists?

Monday 10th October, 2011
          I  managed to get the last two books up onto Kindle last weekend. It's very simple to upload stuff onto Kindle, but not if you're an idiot like me. Unfortunately, I managed to misspell my name. It's under John McLKenzie, and I can't change that just now because for some unknown reason (probably more stupidity on my part!) I cannot get into my account just now. When I have regained access ...

         Are You Boys Cyclists? was published originally by Serpent's Tail in 1997. It was the fastest piece of writing I've ever done. I started writing it in August and finished at the start of February. I was expecting this to be the last book I'd write and thought when I couldn't get it published that I'd give up writing and train to be a school teacher. I don't think it would have been published if I hadn't been advised by a writer friend of mine to send the typescript to the home address of the publisher, Peter Ayrton. Anyway, it did get published and I got £1,000 advance, some of which I spent on a holiday to Nepal and India. This led to The Buddha And The Big Bad Wolf, also on Kindle.

          It's a true account of my time amateur boxing and a true, if somewhat jaundiced, account of my writing career up to that point. I'm sure I got it published because of the heavy sexual content, a lot of which was completely fictional though I found it difficult to get folk to believe that at the time!!

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Delays!!

          I was hoping that all of my ten books would be on Kindle well before this time, but we still have two to go: Are You Boys Cyclists? and TheBlissBook. Tempis fugit. It was the start of July when The Buddha and The Big Bad Wolf, the last one published,  was uploaded to Kindle. I've had problems with the computery things and getting a clean copy of the Cyclists book after it was scanned. Anyway, I'm going to start work on tidying the scan of Cyclists today and I can't see why the last two remaining books can't be on Kindle in the next two weeks.

          The eight books already on Kindle aren't selling, of course. Well, nobody knows they are there. If I didn't know who wrote them, I doubt if I'd be able to find them! They are selling at a rate of about one book a week though The Real McCoy, which is my favourite, hasn't sold any. It might not have been helped by spending the first month or so listed on Kindle as a play!

          In order to let folk know that you have books on Kindle and such like, you are supposed to spend a few hours every day on the computery thing, clicky clickying around other blogs, finding out stuff about book promoting and whatnot. You'd be as well having a job. As it is, I would have spent some time on the computery thing promoting these books, but I've had to spend three nights a week away from home for the past couple of months, and the place I've been going to (my mother-in-law's house) has no computer access. That plus the hold-up with Cyclists and TheBlissBook has stymied my faltering steps at book promotion before they even started.

          I must say that I don't really mind if I don't make any money from these ebooks. I've recently stopped work and have a wee pension to tide me over till forever. It is nice when someone reads one of your books and likes it, but that's not really why I wrote them. Also, self-promotion is something that strikes me as a wee bit naff!! It's okay if someone else was doing it, but going around telling folk to buy your book  ... I know they'd be better off reading Treasure Island which is much better book than any book I'm liable to write!!

          Part of me wants to just park these books on Kindle and forget all about books and writing, but I will make an effort to promote them for a wee while anyway. A netbook has been purchased. I'll buy a dongle on Monday and I should have a computer connection in my mother-in-law's house from now on.

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf is on Kindle!



          I'm so pleased that this book has at last been published somewhere! It's partly about a journey I made with a friend in India and Nepal some time ago. I'd just had Are You Boys Cyclists? published by Serpent's Tail and this is how I spent most of the advance. After having a book published mainly because of its sexual content, I thought I like to write something that might actually do some good.

          That year I had an amazing mystical experience, and I wanted to write about that, about meditation, and about buddhism. And I wanted to develop the first person narrative style I'd used in Are You Boys Cyclists? What better than to write about going on a buddhist pilgrimage to Nepal, where the buddha was born, and India, where he attained enlightenment? But it didn't turn out like that!

          When I finished the book, I sent it to every agent in the Writer's and Artist's Yearbook. No dice. Then I started sending it around the publishers until I reached the ones whose name began with E. Element Books. They said they wanted to publish it and asked for the usual bit of re-writing. Hurrah! But I was in the middle of writing In the Land of the Demon Masters and told Element I'd start doing the re-writes during my next summer holidays. After some correspondence with an editor at Element, I did the re-writes and after a wee while got a letter from them. I was a bit nervous when I got the letter, but strangely enough I wasn't too bothered when I opened it. It started: Dear John, I sorry to tell you .... there was a big stamp across it saying FINANCIAL ADMINISTRATOR. The publisher had gone belly up!!

          Then I thought I had made a deal with a publisher in Glasgow last year after a friend of mine read it and liked it so much he wanted to sent it to them. I'm really not sure what happened there, but publishing is in such a ferment right now with the advent of ebooks .... anyway, it was very encouraging that someone else liked the book and it was a great night in the pub!

          The Buddha And The Big Bad Wolf is a great title. People have told me it's funny. Yours on Kindle for only £1:71!

Thursday, 16 June 2011

The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf cover



          I finished editing the scan of Are You Boys Cyclists a few days ago, so it'll be up on Kindle in a week or so. It's a long time since I read it and I wasn't looking forward to it, but I actually quite enjoyed it. It's a true account of my time as an amateur boxer and it is a memoir of writing books and plays, if a somewhat jaundiced one. The rest of the book is made up of graphic sex and I'd find it difficult to recommend to anyone under eighty. At one point in the book it says it's like a combination of Henry Miller, Charles Bukowski and Kurt Vonnegut, but some of it is funny. If you don't mind a lot of bad language and plenty of sexual depravity, you might like it.
          I got a £1000 advance from Serpent's Tail for that novel and used it to go on a hapless Buddhist pilgrimage to India and Nepal. It didn't quite turn out to be the pilgrimage I was hoping for!! I'll write more about these books when they are uploaded by the consigliere, who will be a wee bit busy with family matters for a week or so.
          Anyway, my wonderful daughter has come up with these covers. I fancied the top one, but I've been told that the writing isn't as clear on it. We'll probably go with the blue one.
          Are You Boys Cyclists, The Buddha and The Big Bad Wolf and TheBlissBook are written in a similar style and as a group I do like them. They are all semi-autobiographical (like Alma Mater) and all of them have something to say about being a writer.
          Alma Mater hasn't made a sale yet, but In The Land Of The Demon Masters made it's first sale today or yesterday. Remote Control hasn't made a sale yet, but I was contacted yesterday by a publisher about it. I'm not expecting that to come to anything, but it was good that someone even noticed it since I haven't done anything to market them except mention them on a couple of discussion threads.

Monday, 6 June 2011

The Real McCoy


          This is my favourite piece of writing. There will be ten books uploaded to Kindle over this spring and summer of  2011, but if I had to choose just one to survive, it would be The Real McCoy!

          When City Whitelight was being published by Mainstream Publishing, I was asked by my radio producer for a drama with a strong narrative line, so I adapted City Whitelight. I was always more interested in writing prose, but I was making money from writing scripts and I did try to combine these things. I would write books I couldn't get published and then adapt them for radio dramas.

           It was slightly different with The Real McCoy. The radio drama producer, Patrick Rayner, wanted  me to write something for radio and not adapt something. Also, at the time the studios in Queen Street were going to be out of operation for a year and the play would have to be done in London. Everything that I'd written so far for radio drama had been very Scottish and when the studios were mothballed, I thought that in London they must have Americans! Wonderful American voices!
   
          So I'm sitting with a few beers on holiday in Yugoslavia, and I'm thinking who would I like to be in this radio drama. Start a list. Albert Einstein. Albert Schweitzer. Sigmund Freud. Jesus Christ. God. My girlfriend was six months pregnant and this was the best of times. I thought I'd write a radio script and then write the novel.

         In London they have wonderful American voices!! The guy who played the commander who freaks out in Aliens played Jacob Merryweather. There was talent all the way through that production. Very clever actors indeed!

         I loved writing that novel. It had a lot in it about American politics. I read American history for three out of my four years at university. I've only ever been to America for a fortnight, but I do love it. American actors and writers and all of that. It would be a great place to live in if you had lots of money. Anyway, so I'm writing this satire of American politics and I'm doing it in the only time since I was thirty when I could write like a professional writer.  I had three months when my girlfriend was nursing the kiddo to write after the kiddo was born. Free time and a new kiddo. It was the best of times. I think that comes through in the writing.

          I sent the manuscript to everyone. I got wonderful rejection letters. It was really written for the turn of the millennium, but I had another look at it a couple of years ago when my agent failed to sell something else. So I updated it and re-wrote parts of it, and I loved doing that, getting my hands on it again. The agent told me he thought it was "wonderful". He tried to sell it at the Frankfort and London Book Fairs, but I think the satire on American politics put the big bucks off.

        There is a radio play embedded in this book. On the last re-write I added a few lines to the dialogue, but there is a radio play sitting in there somehow.

        When I was re-writing it, the character I based the physicality of Angus McSorley on died. I meant to put a dedication into the book, but in the storm of uploading this stuff I forgot. I'll contact his widow right now and see if she thinks that would be alright.
         
         I don't care if nobody buys it! It's a gem anyway.